How 1 Would Function My Own Telly Show

Today the new flavor of Design Star begins on HGTV. I haven't decided if I volition follow it. I've nearly stopped watching the habitation rehab and staging shows on tv set.

It'second all most my sanity. I need to save what'second left of it , in addition to I accept too many opinions that go far the fashion of my but sitting back in addition to enjoying the mayhem.

Mayhem it is. As I mentioned ii weeks ago , my daughter together with her husband were ane of the couples who had a room makeover on TLC's Trading Spaces. So , I got to come across the absurdity behind the scenes. The guests are encouraged to get a little zany too emotional. Worker bees do the details that designers get credit for. Workmanship is shoddy.

To live honest , I am posting this to rant. But at the same time , I promise I tin indicate out just about solutions to mutual remodeling misconceptions and mistakes. Mr. Lucky together with I take worked over xx years in the building trade , and rehabbed enough houses to accept learned a few tricks. 

I ever joke , "I want a present of my own!" Here's what I would do if I won on Design Star. Which won't go on. I'one thousand not weird plenty , young plenty , or adept-looking enough.  

Hyped schedule 

I wouldn't pretend that practiced operate could be done inward a rush. I know producers ask to inject the drama that the function needs to be finished for the open house that'sec just a twenty-four hours away. But , seriously? I would enjoin my viewers to brand a realistic schedule in addition to to live flexible. But that doesn't brand an exciting format. This is alone 1 reason I don't have a show!

My reality television receiver calls for gloves together with a lid.

Wacky outfits

I would habiliment clothes that are appropriate for the tasks. Why are hosts wearing high heels when they supplant light fixtures in addition to hang draperies? Why are they picture walls inwards halter tops together with flip flops? The reply is , of form , that it looks sexy. Well , in that location goes my contract , because I'd be wearing my pigment-stained overalls , cotton wool function gloves , too clunky function shoes that protect my toes.

Dramatic demolition 

We've all seen it. The host hands the homeowner a sledgehammer as well as the "fun" starts. Wood cabinets that could be taken to ReStore or elsewhere , get smashed to splinters together with hauled to the dumpster. It'sec but as well ho-hum to take away things amongst a pry bar.  On my demo , nosotros'd recycle as much as practical.

Carpet craziness

It'sec too really dramatic to demo hunky carpenters rolling upwards an entire room of rug inwards one piece. On my show , the hunky carpenter (my co-host) would role a utility knife to slice the rug too padding into iii- or iv-pes wide strips. It's a whole lot easier to curlicue these together with conduct them out. One person can do it alone , as well as the woodwork doesn't go scratched from that stiff rug backing. 

Goofy painting

Since I paint for a living , I'thousand specially opinionated most picture techniques. On my demo , my hunky assistants together with I would e'er cutting inward earlier we curlicue walls. We'd function a 5-gallon bucket together with a grid instead of a dippy trivial roller pan. We'd role a handgrip on the roller and so our wrists wouldn't accept the abuse , together with we and then we could paint comfortably all twenty-four hours. We'd role a two-stride ladder to minimize stretching together with over-reaching.

Phony budgets

On my show , I'd be realistic about what the material honestly , really cost. Retail. And I'd elaborate on what task would toll if you lot had to pay for all the electricians , plumbers , drywall guys , landscapers , tile layers , painters , and carpenters.

Shoddy material

Okay , I've been known to brand article of furniture out of newspaper mache , cover oatmeal boxes amongst wallpaper , mucilage ribbon onto beach mats for no-sew curtains , as well as encompass a plastic serving tray with an old map , just on my show , I'd never throw a chiliad of muslin over a drapery rod too phone call it a valance. I wouldn't convey inward a bunch of Walmart metal-leg piece of furniture too call it luxurious.

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